Let me just omnonom this for you Mrs. Robinson, it’s the least I can do for you causing me to have near permanent blue balls for 2 years of my teenage life.

Of course that’s not what her real name is, but when I was a kid, well a teenager of 16 years old the new kid in class and I hit it off. We just clicked and it we were best mates almost instantly.

They had moved from a couple of states away after what I believe to have been a particularly messy divorce of his parents. His dad was a pilot and was away for many days at a time and she got lonely and eventually fucked another guy and he kicked her out on her ass with pretty much nothing.

She was ridiculously hot and flirted with me from the first sleepover and I swear deliberately never wore a bra when I was there. I had near pulled my cock off a number of times fantasising about her. Until my first military leave and I popped in to say “hi” with one thing in mind. She knew what I was there for and it turned out she was eager to oblige.

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At first I thought this girl with the thigh high fuck-me boots was Jules Jordan but when I did a search to find more of her content I found loads of other girls but all with this same watermark. It’s only when I dug a little deeper that I found out that that is actually the name of a famous porn director.

I apologise to Jules for my ignorance but honestly I just don’t pay attention to names. I hardly know names of any actors or actresses in blockbuster Hollywood films and even less names of pornstars so you can’t quite expect me to know who that was. Who knows the names of porn directors anyways?

I’m glad I did the search though because this site is off the hook. It pretty damn clear why he is one of the most renowned directors in the industry and I believe he is also a multiple award winner.

The site is so good that I actually helped myself to a membership and in case you are also interested you can save $10 now with a Jules Jordan discount.

The title was an attempt at humour… a pun with this women’s name, but it turned out so corny and lame that it is in complete contrast with the woman involved.

Honestly, I don’t know what the Siren bit is about. One might just say that it’s her name but then you’d expect that since she’s a pornstar that’s not her real name in which case why would you pick a name like that? Maybe she wails like a siren when she cums? Fucked if I know, but it’s pretty much irrelevant.

What I can say from the teasers and pics I’ve seen so far she is an absolute tramp and I mean that in a good way. How is that a good thing? Well I love the women of looser moral persuasion, the easy bitches, the ones that love fucking, want to fuck and don’t care what anyone thinks about it.

I’m certainly going to use this Mrs Siren discount for 20% off and check out what this slapper is all about. She reminds me a bit of a friend’s mom when I was a teenager.

Have you ever lost something so badly that it necessitated searching even your grandma’s pussy?

I once had an argument with an ex girlfriend one night and she got so pissed off that she charged out the house on her way to her car to leave and halfway down the driveway she realised that she had accidentally grabbed my car’s keys. It pissed her off even further to the point of her throwing my car keys into the nearest bush.

Perhaps that’s what happened here. Maybe someone told her that they threw her car keys into her grandma’s bush and that’s exactly where she’s looking for them now.

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So do these guys but they’re actually doing something about it.

Knowing how horny middle-aged women are, I wouldn’t be surprised that if the genuine stats were known, that the majority of them have been eyeing out at least as many of their son’s friends as the friends have had crushes on them.

Basis that it would not surprise me if more guys actually acted on these crushes they would get laid more often than not. But it’s just too risky to lose a friend is probably the major deterrent.

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